Andre de Cavaignac

Let's blog it out...

I Hate Google. Download the Google Buster Here!

I hate Google.  Words you'll hear from few people, as Google seems to be everyones favorite little company right now.  Google can do no wrong, Google has the smartest people in the world, Google is God.  Bullshit.

Google is a one hit wonder, and their search isn't any better than any of their competitors (I much prefer http://search.yahoo.com for results and http://www.live.com for UI).

Google seems to have a horrible track record in nearly every respsect.  Their insiders are dumping the stock in hoards, they give away "Google Stock Units" instead of real shares to their employees (so it doesn't hit the balance sheets until a few years from now), and worst of all, they collaborate with the Chinese government while telling the US government to go fly a kite.

What about Google as a company?  Well, for a company as wealthy as Google, what products can be named from them.  They have search down, but what else?  GMail, Maps, sure they've made some cool little javascript toys, but can you really call any of them "applications".  Seems to me two years from an IPO they are struggling with lack of vision and no management.  The "quarter time" that people get for their "own projects" seems to do nothing but give Google sporatic, half complete ideas.

So, What's so special about Google?  Well, it feels an aweful lot like the 90's when people got rich on meaningless stocks.  Given that history repeats itself, perhaps its a good time to short.

In any case, to finish my rant, I'll leave you with a link, and my new tool (still in beta), that is destined to take the world by storm.

  • Fucked Google - A blog logging the events in the life of Google so we can all track the failure.
  • Google Buster - A new, Web 2.0 (okay, just kidding, its a .NET 2.0 Winforms) tool to help you bust out of your habit of typing "Google"!)
    • NOTE: Google Buster will modify your hosts file.  The Google Buster comes with a readme with uninstall instructions for your convenience.  Google Buster is safe and easy to use, and comes with a crappy UI, like most Google products.
Attachment: Google Buster.zip
Posted: Apr 10 2006, 05:22 AM by mrdecav | with 12 comment(s)
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Josh Einstein's Journal said:

# April 14, 2006 12:25 AM

Super Adventure Club said:

A Calander app? So awesome! Got to check it out asap--oh wait, I'm too busy on Google Chat! ROFL!@$#!@
# April 18, 2006 6:46 PM

Max said:

You fucking idiot, Yahoo has a calendar since ages!!!
# April 19, 2006 8:33 PM

named ugdenmyer said:

i hate google like you hate your mother!!!!
# May 8, 2006 7:31 AM

named ugdenmyer said:

I hate google like you hate your mother
# May 8, 2006 7:32 AM

Parmeshia Flugendoodle said:

HI mr. ugenmyer,
I hate you so much... I love google.......
You ************* ...
Bye Love you
# May 8, 2006 7:35 AM

Mr. Mcfluffington of York said:

I think you guys should stop fighting and start making out. Thats the solution to everything these days. Go Venezuela
# May 8, 2006 7:37 AM

platyhelmenthes said:

Sometimes I wonder if my life is worth living. Do you guys have any input?
                          Thanks,
                          A very lonely man
# May 8, 2006 7:40 AM

Damonighterre Moon said:

Hi,
I am Dr. D and I think that you should kill yourself with a string and some alcohol... I tried it and it didnt work, but it might for you...

Thanks
Psychologists and Author,
Dr. D
# May 8, 2006 7:42 AM

backwoods paramedic said:

I find your vulgarities to be quite offensive and immature. What happened to talking about google? Isn't that what really counts? By the way, you should definitely end your life, seeing as you are reaching out to complete strangers for emotional guidance. Nice job jackass, you've made for a great waste of human resources and time.
                        - a friend and lover,
                          George Mcfly
# May 8, 2006 7:46 AM

Josh Einstein said:

Hey McFly, why don't you make like a tree and get out of here.

Google sucks.
# May 10, 2006 2:10 PM

asdf said:

Google has enterprise-level hardware rack mountable search solutions... FYI
# June 12, 2006 10:48 AM
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